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The Crack of Don

Tuesday, June 03 2008 - UnderAware Blog

From the AP and Breitbart.com

One good crack deserves another, three young guys in the Netherlands were running amok mooning people when one pressed his butt against a restaurant window.  The window broke and did a slice and dice on his butt.  Follow the link above to read the entire short story. :)