Oh this one is a winner, actually these two are winners.
Seems the 19yo girlfriend wanted some nookie, but her 35yo boyfriend had a headache so to speak. He goes to sleep on the couch, she follows, hits or stabs him in the mouth, police are called, they both get arrested, (oh and Prince Charming has outstanding warrants, never would have seen that coming).
DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, seen here, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property. (4 pages)
Good luck to you both and Merry Christmas. Although if he ends up in the slammer, he ought to have a good time explaining this one. "Yeah bubba, let me tell you, there she was trying to jump my bones, yeah that's right she's 19, and I showed her, no ma'am, not tonight." Yeah Bubba's gonna like his new roomy.
