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Monday, March 27 2006 - UnderAware Blog

Don't cloud the issue with facts!!!

From: The Register

You know, working in the IT field can sometimes be rewarding, and other times it can be just a tad frustrating. I very much enjoy working with clients that may or may not know about the Internet and the associated technologies, but want to learn. Then on the other hand there are those that don't know, will never know, should never know. You know, people like Jerry Taylor, city manager for Tuttle, OK. It seems that there was a server issue with the City of Tuttle's website, (a little tech insight here, the server is the computer run by the website hosting company, bear with me it will get clearer in a second, unless of course your name is Jerry Taylor.) Well Jerry went-a-surfing one day, and landed on the City website, which had a Linux Test page instead of the wonderfully crafted home page of the thriving metropolis of Tuttle.

Well Jerry seems to be a take no gruff kinda guy and he fired off the following to the company listed on that test page. (The company listed is CentOS, the developers of the Apache Linux server operating system for the server being run by the hosting company that is supposed to be hosting the site for the thriving metropolis of Tuttle, OK.......)

"Who gave you permission to invade my website and block me and anyone else from accessing it???," Taylor wrote to CentOS. "Please remove your software immediately before I report it to government officials!! I am the City Manager of Tuttle, Oklahoma."

Well he did say please, didn't he? Well old Jerry got a response from the folks at CentOS, I like it, short and to the point, containing all of the information needed to correct the problem.

"I feel sorry for your city," he replied in an e-mail. "CentOS is an operating system. It is probably installed on the computer that runs your website. . . . Please contact someone who does IT for you and show them the page so that they can configure your apache webserver correctly."

Well, that just didn't do it, in three more Jerryisms he managed to type the following:

"Unless this software is removed I will file a complaint with the FBI," Taylor replied.

Later he added,

"I have four computers located at City Hall. All of these computers display the same CentOS page when attempting to bring up Tuttle-ok.gov. Now if your software is not causing this problem, how does it happen??? No one outside this building has complained about this problem. This is a block of public access to a city's website. Remove your software within the next 12 hours or an official complaint to the FBI is being filed!"

And later,

"I am computer literate! I have 22 years in computer systems engineering and operation. Now, can you tell me how to remove 'your software' that you acknowledge you provided free of charge? I consider this 'hacking.'"

The short of the story is this. The folks at CentOS tried on several occasions to point Jerry in the right direction, but for some reason, maybe the accent in the emails, he just didn't get it. If you have the chance take a peak at the entire email tread here.

You would think that that would be it, right? Nooooooooo, it seems as word spread of the IT talent being hidden in the plains of Oklahoma, Jerry has been swamped with emails by people trying to help him out of his jam. In the following it almost seems as if I sense a bit of testiness amide the drawl.

I do not follow instructions that show up when a website that I am not familiar with appears on my computer and I do not think anyone with experience would do so either. Once the Centos site appeared on four computers at one site I contacted our web service provider. The web service provider did not know what could cause the problem and had never heard of "CentOS". I then contacted the internet provider's local office and was told that they did nothing to cause the problem. I checked the building's server and found nothing relating to CentOS on the server. I was then left with only the web page email address to contact. I asked for the strange website to be removed because it blocked my City web site and I could not post public information. I only got help after threatening to contact the FBI.

Now I am being flooded with emails from CentOS users that after knowing the answer say the problem was simple. I think this is unjustified and would like for this to stop. Your website should provide useful information and be a credit to the IT world. I do not believe it should be used to incite the users. Your attention to this matter is greatly appreciated.

Oh that Jerry, he's quite the charmer, makes me think of pampers for some reason.......